A Day In the Life of Wheatley

Weeeeelllllll
I start my day off
With waking up
On my rail.
Then I unfreeze the test subject
They look oh so pale.
We have an adventure
To stop GLaDOS
To end her
To turn her into POTaTOS.
Then I take over
The whole facility
So yes I'm evil
Now do you see?
I'm not a moron
Absolutely not.
I'm evil as evil can be
Bloody hell
I'm damn Wheatley!